Well, the Bird Bandit had struck again and my master found another dead bird when she came home. I don't know where it came from, I swear. I was home alone all day and it must have fallen down from the sky. I had my monkey in my mouth all day so it wasn't me.
I fooled her until I started licking my chops. I couldn't help it. It reminded me of KFC except that I got the entire bird, and it was fresh. Mmmmm.....I will pray for more fallen birds.
