Christmas Gift

This year, I got a new charm that says "Diva" on it and a big smoked bone. I don't know what "Diva" means, but it's purple and has a nice shiny crown on it. The big bone, I smelled it for a whole week, and it was wrapped up and placed on the floor. I wanted to tear it open all week, but I was very good and I didn't do that. On Christmas, my master gave it to me and here I am chomping it down.

I had to find a good spot on the floor to gnaw on that bone at a good angle. Nomnomnom...

Christmas Pictures!

It's the beginning of December so my master took some Christmas pictures of me for the Christmas cards. I was supposed to be the "reindeer" and pull the sled, but she couldn't find the reindeer hat with the horns on them. I'm glad because that hat hurt my head and it makes me look ridiculous.

I sat there all patient and good because after we were finished, she promised to give me a big cookie, which she did. I love cookies. I will do anything for cookies, even pretend to be a "reindeer".

Here I am thinking, "Cooookies, I want my coookies now." Drool.

The Happiest Place on Earth

My master's friend's birthday was Oct 3, so she went to the Happiest Place on Earth that day. I couldn't go because they don't let real dogs into that place. I heard that they have fake mice and dogs there though. Her friend forced her to wear a mouse hat so she brought it home and forced it onto my head too.

It says "Princess" on it and it's pink, so I like it.

Don't I look gorgeous?

FedEx Tail

We got a little notice on the door from the FedEx man because nobody was home to take the little package. My master thought it would be funny to stick the notice on my butt since I don't have a tail. She said that it was like playing "Pin the Tail on the Donkey". When I shook my butt, the notice would wiggle and she thought it was so funny. I didn't think it was that funny.

I guess it's karma because I barked at the FedEx man when he came to the door and I wasn't supposed to do that.

Bath

I got a bath today because my master said that I was getting too stinky. She washed me and even put in some conditioner in my hair to make it nice and soft. I don't like getting my face wet and I also don't like not being able to waggle my body to take the water away from my body while she's washing me. After she was all done, she told me to "Shake Shake" and I gave her my paw because that's what "Shake" means. I don't know why she kept saying it twice.

Here I am looking all wet and bedraggled after being washed. Next is the blow drying which I really love. After that, I look beautiful again. It's hard work being so pretty.

How I Get Away From My Medicine

My master noticed that I've been shaking my head a lot and so she took me to the doctor. They found out that I had an ear infection and also some yeast infection. I thought only girls had that thing.

So, everyday, I have to put some ear medicine into my ears and I don't like it because it's cold and it feels weird. I hide under the table so she can't get to me when I see the ear drops coming out.

That's what I think about my ear medicine. Bleehhhh.

The Bird Bandit

Well, the Bird Bandit had struck again and my master found another dead bird when she came home. I don't know where it came from, I swear. I was home alone all day and it must have fallen down from the sky. I had my monkey in my mouth all day so it wasn't me.

I fooled her until I started licking my chops. I couldn't help it. It reminded me of KFC except that I got the entire bird, and it was fresh. Mmmmm.....I will pray for more fallen birds.