Eating Birds

I was put out on the balcony for half of the day today since everybody went out and I couldn't be home alone. When my master came home in the afternoon, this is what he found:

Guess what I had for a snack today?!

Let me give you some clues: It used to fly. It used to have feathers. It used to chirp. It used to eat worms.

Not anymore!


I don't know where it went! I guess it just flew away and left half of its wing on the balcony.


Really, don't I look cute and innocent? It wasn't me, it was the one armed man. Burp.

Eating Grass

I'm an Australian Shepherd and I was bred to herd sheep. So, I guess that's why I also love to eat grass and leaves. There's a big row of some green leaves on the side of my house and I go there everyday so that I can eat them. I pull it out, then I eat the tender leaves and then I spit out the hard stems. I don't like the stems because it tastes too bitter. I heard that leaves are good for your coat and digestion, so I eat them daily so I can have a beautiful coat. Yum Yum!

My New Pillow

Today, I made a new discovery about chairs.
Since I am not allowed on any chairs in the house, I decided that there needs to be a new use for these things called "chairs".

I now use chairs as my new pillows. The chairs in the kitchen are of perfect height for me to rest my head upon when it is time for my nap. It may not look that comfortable, but you can't be too picky when you are a dog!

Here I am trying out my new pillow and I am slowly drifting off to a blissful sleep...

Here I am sleeping with my new pillow.
It's actually really comfortable and it holds my head up high when I sleep.
I can stay here forever.

Too bad there isn't a blankie nearby.

Good night...

Scary Day

Today, I got to play with my friend Icky at his house. He's half Rottweiler and half Australian Shepherd, so we're half "cousins". He's 11 years old, but he plays like a puppy. We were romping around, getting into trouble when I started to feel weird. I got dizzy and disoriented and my legs started shaking. My Master and her friend got really scared and they watched me as I tried to walk, but couldn't. My eyes started fluttering, I couldn't breathe, and my legs were like Jell-O. Finally, I couldn't stand up anymore, so I laid on the grass to put my head down. I needed to take some deep breaths and relax, and somebody brought me water, and all of a sudden, I felt much better.

I didn't know what was going on and I felt and acted all woozy. My
Master said that I was acting like I was drunk. They said that I may have hit
my head and gotten disoriented, and I could have also been dehydrated. It was a very scary day for all of us, but after drinking that water, I was all improved. It was like the part in the movie Water Boy, when Adam Sandler fell down and somebody brought him some miracle water and he got up and finished playing football. That's some refreshing H20!

Thanks for saving my life, water! I love you!

Pinkberry is Yummy

My Master loves Pinkberry and so do I. They have a new Pomegranate flavor and I was able to try it today. They also have a new topping of Pomegranate seeds, and I ate them for the first time. They were a bit tart and crunchy, but I heard that they were good for my digestion.

Here I am waiting for my release command so that I can lick up the last of the Pinkberry goodness at the bottom of the cup.



And here I am licking the bowl.

It was a very happy day, indeed.

Merry Christmas!

Christmas has passed and it was a very good day. I got a big lamb bone, which I finished in about 5 minutes, and I also got 3 new Monkeys! The little Sheep Monkey is my favorite because it's white and fluffy, like me!

I also got a Rib Eye Bone the next day since it was My Master's Birthday, and he went to Fleming's for dinner. But, the big bone gave me a tummy ache and I had 2 accidents! I was ashamed and hid in my room for a long time.


I pray for more Monkeys, more bones, more dropped food, and of course, peace on earth.

May your holidays be bright and I hope your angel will watch over you and your family - like I do with mine :)

Riding in the Car

Hi! One of my favorite things to do is riding in a car. I love to sit up front so I can see everything that's going on. I also like to stick my head out the window and feel the breeze on my face. My Master calls me "The Navigator" and I do a good job of doing that. I make sure that we don't get lost and that the other dogs don't bother us.

It's great to live in Sunny California so I can stick my head out and feel the sun on my snout. Don't worry, I am leashed up and My Master makes sure that I don't fall out. Plus, I'm pretty good at balancing.