Eating Birds

I was put out on the balcony for half of the day today since everybody went out and I couldn't be home alone. When my master came home in the afternoon, this is what he found:

Guess what I had for a snack today?!

Let me give you some clues: It used to fly. It used to have feathers. It used to chirp. It used to eat worms.

Not anymore!


I don't know where it went! I guess it just flew away and left half of its wing on the balcony.


Really, don't I look cute and innocent? It wasn't me, it was the one armed man. Burp.