Yogurt Face

Today was a happy day. Once a month or so my master finishes a large container of yogurt. That's a good thing because I get to lick the inside all clean!! And I am very good at that! Here I am patiently waiting. Mmmm....I can see lots of smears of yogurt in there....

I first started licking the outside edges and it was my lucky day because it was the strawberry flavor! I don't really like the "plain" flavor because it's a bit tart.





Then, I stuck my whole face into the container so that I can reach the sides and the bottom. That's a trick I learned.

Can you see the yogurt all over my face? My head is all hard and sticky now. Too bad I can't lick my own head! I can't wait until next month. I hope it's strawberry again...

Dum Dum

Tonight I got to taste this new food called Dum Dums. It's this little tiny ball on top of a stick and it's sweet and comes in all different types of flavors. I tasted the Artificial Cream Soda flavor. I don't know what "Artificial" means, but it was very yummy.

Since I have never eaten this Dum Dum thing before, I didn't know how to actually eat it! I started off licking it little by little, and that was good. But I wanted more, so I put it into my mouth. My master told me that I couldn't swallow it, so I just held it into my mouth like this. I could still taste the Artificial Cream Soda flavor though.
Like a good boy, I spit it out when my master told me to drop it.

I wonder if they make a chicken liver flavor???

Eating Birds

I was put out on the balcony for half of the day today since everybody went out and I couldn't be home alone. When my master came home in the afternoon, this is what he found:

Guess what I had for a snack today?!

Let me give you some clues: It used to fly. It used to have feathers. It used to chirp. It used to eat worms.

Not anymore!


I don't know where it went! I guess it just flew away and left half of its wing on the balcony.


Really, don't I look cute and innocent? It wasn't me, it was the one armed man. Burp.

Eating Grass

I'm an Australian Shepherd and I was bred to herd sheep. So, I guess that's why I also love to eat grass and leaves. There's a big row of some green leaves on the side of my house and I go there everyday so that I can eat them. I pull it out, then I eat the tender leaves and then I spit out the hard stems. I don't like the stems because it tastes too bitter. I heard that leaves are good for your coat and digestion, so I eat them daily so I can have a beautiful coat. Yum Yum!